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Thursday 14 August 2008

MOTHERS KNOW EVERYTHING

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal his Mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter. So he sat down and wrote

DEAR MOTHER,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F*****G FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

Tuesday 12 August 2008

I PASS ON THE AWARD


Well I got the award and I had to give it away to seven other sites. It is tough because there are so many good blogs around and to get to them all is hard if not impossible. So I surfed and visited and came up with these sites which mean a lot to me.


cens loft I love the look of this and it has so many freebies girls. A very talented lady.


Bloggin our art out I just love the art on here and great inspiration. Must try the bag chains as a gift

Gillian I love Gillian's blog as it is just so professional and she is such a great person. Visit her shop at Snap and Scrap


Heron dance Heron Dance has such great imagery and wonderful paintings.


calamity kim Kim has so much wonderful stuff including that practical old fashioned thing called an apron. Check out the collage ones


my cup 2yours Genny's blog just makes me think sometimes. Great philosophy.


http://afroginmysoup.com/ And Genny led me here to this great sounding blog. When I checked it out I read 'not one day for granted' and realised we all spend so much time trying to be superwoman and forget what matters.

Stop you are a child of God and are entitled to be you and take time out for a cup of java

I did not give to the wonderful friends who drop by so often or who give me awards because I wanted to use this to hopefully expand our visits and maybe meet new friends

OH BOY

Am I lucky or am I lucky?

I received a lovely award from Denise today even though I feel like I have been so quiet recently. Just now things are a bit hectic and have a septic finger. middle one on right hand of course and am not feeling too well. I think I need to go to doc as I don't think my medication for diabetes is working to well. Oh well will get sorted out soon I hope.

Just everything is a bit of a strain and am missing hubby for some dam reason. Maybe tired of carrying out the trash or some such silly thing.

I want to just let everyone out there know how much your interaction and cyber friendship means to me. I really need to start on an award to give out but I am so busy my head keeps spinning around on my shoulders and am maybe feeling my age for a bit. Oh well never mind.

I just loved this joke I got through the mail box the other day. It is just so me I think in fact the picture is a very good likeness also


MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'


She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.She's such a bitch.....

Wednesday 6 August 2008

AWARD

Well it is so long since I have been here or so it seems, but still people keep visiting and leaving me love. That is why blogging is so much fun and so inspiring. It lets you feel the love that is all around out there.

Chrissy from the ATC club sent me a message and a little award and it is so stunning. If you click on the Wylde Women award it will take you to a great site hosted by Tammy Vitale with some amazing things to view. Visit it and enjoy

Meanwhile I want to give this award to sarah, Francis who swam the English Channel - amazing and my very good friend Denise who listens to my moans and gripes without batting an eye lid. Thanks Denise for being a good friend.
Hugs to all.